On Valentine’s Day, Jess tries to convince the gang that she is perfectly content being single. Meanwhile, Schmidt competes for a big promotion and Winston’s proposal plans to Aly are…
Jess and Cece jump on the campaign trail and make a bet with a disbelieving Schmidt that they can recruit voters for the upcoming Presidential election. Meanwhile, Winston teaches Nick…
Jess applies for a job at a progressive new school, but things take a turn when she finds out the principal is dating her ex-boyfriend, Sam. Meanwhile, Nick gets a…
It’s a lockdown in the loft when Schmidt’s arachnophobia forces the group go on a spider hunt. In the midst of this chaos, Winston inadvertently makes Jess think that Cece…
Jess hires, then must immediately fire Coach as her school’s new volleyball coach. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets sued and enlists Nick and a procedural television-loving Winston to represent him at the…
When Stevie goes to the hospital, Malcolm tries making up every excuse he can think of to not go because he can’t face the truth about his illness. Meanwhile, back…
Francis receives a visit from Lois and Hal to celebrate his one-year anniversary of sobriety. However, when they attend one of his A.A. meetings, it’s revealed that it was Lois…
Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home, and the power goes out in the house. Meanwhile, it’s Lois who’s in the dark when Hal decides to cancel their…
When Hal forgets to pay the family’s health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them…
Lois goes over to visit Ida, but gets unpleasantly surprised by the St. Grotus Day festival. Malcolm fails a music appreciation course, and reluctantly goes to Dewey for help. Reese…
During Grandma’s unwelcome visit with the family, she loses her leg while saving Dewey from a moving truck. Consumed with guilt, Dewey is determined to find his Grandmother’s leg and…
Lois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent ser charge in the bill at her family’s favorite pizza place and stages a boycott…but Hal and the boys are sneaking…
Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her…
